Prepotente Embroidered Hat

*You have acquired a Rare Cosmetic Item!*
Mystical Cap of the Unhinged Caprid
A black cap embroidered with the likeness Mama's Special Boy clutching his favorite soda and absolutely losing it. Whether you’re braving your own daily dungeon or just want to wear something a little unhinged, this hat has you covered.
+5 intelligence
-2 charisma

*Product features*
- High-quality embroidered design (not printed)
- Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel body for everyday comfort
- Precurved Permacurv® visor with matching underbill and 4-row topstitching
- 100% cotton shell (green camo variant blended) with sewn-in label and brand sticker on visor
- Self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet for adjustable fit
- Ventilated eyelets on each panel; adult sizing (not for ages 0–3) 

*No AI*
This was designed by me, a human artist.